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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
digitalemptiness
calamitys-child

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

calamitys-child

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

calamitys-child

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

spongebobssquarepants
heroineimages: “mazarinedrake: “tinsnip: “mapsontheweb: “The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe ” …OH. ” I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are...
mapsontheweb

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

tinsnip

…OH.

mazarinedrake

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:


heroineimages

Reblogging for the map as well as for Gordon Lightfoot.

Source: reddit.com
digitalemptiness

Anonymous asked:

Do you like poems?

bunjywunjy answered:

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

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for context these are the poems

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bunjywunjy

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

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bunjywunjy

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

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whitherarcadia
sandersstudies

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

sandersstudies

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

sandersstudies

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This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

sandersstudies

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Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

digidiskette

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

illegalboyfriend

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it